godzilla = me

my feet are so big. and it makes me SO SAD.

the only mary-jane like shoes (or really ANY CUTE shoes) I can find in my size are friggin TRANSVESTITE SHOES. I got a pair of sexy shoes, I looked them up online and their title actually WAS "crossdresser shoes". WTF. So apparently I AM A MAN. and of course, these shoes will make me like 4 or 5 inches taller. Yeay, JUST WHAT I WANTED! Sure it looks great on those cute little girls in the Gothic & Lolita Bibles, but guess what, they WANT to be taller! With their 6 inch platforms, I'm still taller than them barefoot. So not awesome. I'm going for cute and sweet, not "I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES". btw, Paris Hilton has the same foot size as me. Several websites describe her feet as "enormous". -_- but Paris Hilton doesn't care because she's famous and rich, and companies make shoes for her custom for free.

I did find these in my size (11), but sadly they are black and shiny.

I guess I will have to wear black shoes (with my pink and white dress)

all I wanted was a cute pair of pink or white shoes.
I would KILL to have something even remotely close to this:



or again, just ANYTHING CUTE AT ALL!!!! Only granny shoes and TRANNY shoes come in my size. you know all those adorable mary jane and trendy beaded shoes that are out right now? NONE OF THEM COME IN MY SIZE. Naturalizer is the only place, that eventually, got a beaded shoe in my size. if one more person links me to Electrique Boutique slut shoes I will scream. and yes, I know that Payless makes cute shoes that REALLY HURT MY FEET in my size.

I'm going to go drown myself now.